Friday, September 29, 2006

enjoy it WHEN it happens

this post is for yesterday.
was too damn tired to blog,
so here it is now.

i cant really say what exactly happened,
coz pple who arent supposed to know abt this,
will prolly read my blog and then they'll find out what happened.

so im gonna try and be as detailed as i can,
without revealing too much.
how im goin to do that,
we shall see.

things played out almost exactly
the way id pictured it in my head
the night before.
the sittin on the grass part, mainly.

but i never dreamed about the screamin at me
after i walked off.
and..wow..
i cant believe what happened...

i must say i was a very happy girl by the end of yesterday.
janey and judey can vouch for that. =)
it was non-stop raving about..
we'll code name this person,
einstein, ok? wahaha.

its been a while since this kinda thing has happened,
and janey knows how wonderful it can be when it does.
duncha woman!
i think she was more excited than me.
or at least she was screamin and jumping and all that more than i was.

i guess now we will just have to wait and see if
what is supposed to happen tmr night happens,
and what is on thurs, does happen too.

till then.
BLEAGH. this sux!

was at jane's place after uni yest.
we finally went out to northbridge at abt 9+.
went to timezone to play HOD4 with judey.

went to dragon china for supper,
and then on the way back to the car,
bumped into chris (remember the tryin to learn chinese boy?)
and his fren (forgot his name, always at timezone also)
and they asked us to join em for supper.
we were like we just ate...

anyway we ended up joinin them and a few guys for a drink,
suddenly nick walked in with his fren.
i haven seen nick in ages..
stupid ass has been sayin want to buy my car for a yr already -_-

on the way out, bumped into amelia,
ian's cousin.
she was like YOU STALKIN ME AR!

the whole world was in NB last night man.

finally got home and showered,
and it was like 1+
i forgot i told pearl i was gonna be online at 11+!!!

hopefully i get to call her later.
coz i want to rant about einstein!!
muahaha.
pearl will say raE u siowwww!!

ok fark i have done thing today
so i am goin to try to do some work now.
gawd its 1045 already.

Later ; 10:43 PM ; 3 comments

Thursday, September 28, 2006

国威

for those who cannot see the figures which are in chinese, click view in ur toolbar, -> encoding -> unicode.

to a certain someone:

you think im ok.
but im really not.
but what can i do?
i promised i wouldnt do/say anything after that.

i intend to keep that promise.
so you wont be hearing from me.
but like i always say,
nothing stops someone from hoping.
hoping for what?
im sure you'll figure that out.

this isnt the first time,
but i have this feelin it'll be the last.

you've always been like that.
in a sad way,
you've changed so much,
but then again youre still the same.
you'll never fight for what you want.

but then i cant blame you,
coz like i told you,
we're the same.
neither of us is goin to crawl on our hands and knees,
lick toes and eat another person's shit.
unlike some other people.

so when stuff like this happens,
we hit a wall that doesnt break.
ever.

maybe one day one of us will decide
that this is more important to us,
than holding so firmly onto what we think makes us who we are.

and then maybe we can start to try again.

好心分手

i care. always did.
you just chose to see all the ways that i didnt.

if life gives us another shot,
maybe we'll learn to use it wisely the next time.

love?
i think about it,
and for some reason
i think it coulda been.

but because it was you,
it felt different and i couldnt tell what it was.

maybe now i know.

Later ; 12:57 AM ; 0 comments

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

i fart in your face!

1) HAHAHAHAHA.
as the msn nick says, hero for today: mark

like i always say, i have the best friends in the world
not only are they nice, sweet, cute, funny, etc etc etc,
they are sometimes USEFUL!
muahahahaha.

thank you markee. you ruLe!
and youre really funny.
fark i almost rolled off my chair laffing just then.

sorry peeps.
cannot openly declare what mark just helped me with.
coz uh, coz i dont want lah.
a bit a suspense is good for you...

you want to know u ask me lah!!
easy as 1 2 pee.

seriously, im indestructible!!

ps. pple who know what mark did, u are not allowed to mention!!

2) anyhow.
today i had to wake up at bloody 7 in the morning to move my car
coz Lee sits out the front of our house, but inside the gate.
house got too many cars not enuff garage space.

anyhow Lee's parkin spot is just below my balcony,
and thats where the painters have to set up their scaffolding or what not.
so had to move it.

went down half asleep when mum told me to move it.
in my trackies and acs jumper.
looked like a kookoohead.

the boss, who's this guy from turkey.
(has a car collection, 3 of them are bmws.
he actually drove the convertible for me to see
today in the afternoon but i was sleeping)
he looked at me,
and exclaimed in shock
"whats wrong? what happened?"

me: *having no idea what he's on about* WHAT? huh?
boss: are u sick? you just woke up?
i mustve looked like shit.

DUDE ITS 0720hrs.
OF COURSE I AM SLEEPIN LAH.
cant u see i am farkin asian. -_-

and there i was thinking wtf IS wrong with me???

3)
tmr is goin to be a hopefully exciting day.
wheee! i cant wait.

i will blog abt how it went after it happens.

4)
pearl and lindy.
thanks for being soooooo wonderful.
i talk to you and i forget why im upset in the first place.

5)
I HATE PPLE WHO CANT SPELL.
SERIOUSLY.

short form ok. You -> u, then -> den, you are -> ure
but wtf is up with me->mi, my-> mi,
and the oh-so-annoying spellings of mispronunciations.
with-> wif??? FUck.
WIF???????? if my kids pronounce wiTH as wiF next time,
i will farkin slap their face until they learn that proper english is an integral part of life.
muahaha.
yes yes, if i get married, if pple want to marry me and have sex with me first,
right?
woot!

ok never blog the past few days then become spastic.

thank god you're here is so fuckin funny. omg.
maybe aussie tv isnt that bad after all.

in the spirit of pple who cant spell on purpose,

ai cun waite 4 tomolo!

wah that looks so fuckin stupid.

Later ; 7:56 PM ; 0 comments

Sunday, September 24, 2006

happily ever after.

once in a while,
you make a mistake.
once in a while,
you wish you never said what youd said.
once in a while,
you wish you didnt do what you did.
once in a while,
you wish thought came before action.

but then
once in a while,
you realize those "mistakes" werent wrong,
you did mean what you said,
you wanted to do what you did,
and that you actions spoke all your thoughts.

whether we cry or laugh tonight,
whether we sing or scream,
whether we feel a lump in our throats or joy in our hearts,

the rest of the world isnt goin to give two hoots about us.

so what we do,
is up to us.

perhaps sometimes we need to step away
perhaps sometimes distance can do wonders.
because time and distance can show you things you never saw before.

whether its pride, or its the consideration of better things to come,

i can only say i hope we dont regret it.

because life isnt always this good to us.

i'll be on my way.
and lookin back,
i see nothing but a bright blue sky.

"when you get caught between the moon and new york city,

the best that you can do,

is fall in love".

Later ; 10:02 PM ; 0 comments

Saturday, September 23, 2006

birthday: part 5 of 4.

my childhood husband.

styrofoam planes, lego vacuum cleaners, gi joes.

im glad you're still around.

christineeeee. she farkin came when the party was over.

childhood friend since what, 5?

u liked DEREK!! wahaha.

sam, raE, joyce.

my punk minnie mouse!

lindy lin. one of my best cha bor frens, who buys me farkin expensive things all the farkin time.

and then the boyf gimme $100 ang pow summore....

gong zhu and baobiao. my ah beng protector!!

pearl just HAD to be different.

eh but ur house got many many bottles of wine leh miss chan!

how to wish for anything more?

pearl chan. not here, but always there.

one cannot meet a more amazing girl.

than you.

sam is always pretty.

sam says "best frens dont let best frens talk to ugly!"

thats damn cute.

then why u let me date him last time!!

stupid woman.

Later ; 8:34 PM ; 0 comments

Friday, September 22, 2006

funny guys are attractive.

ok. this is so farkin funny, even though i am farkin tired,
i am goin to take the time to share it with u pple.
so you better farkin laff when u read it.

today's lesson: the IS indeed a critical period for learning a language.
basically in psyc+linguistics,
there is time whereby after which you die die cannot learn a language well anymore.

today this was demonstrated damn clearly.

got to know this guy at timezone in the city.
markee's friend, chris.
this asian dude who like has been in perth since he was 4.
damn heavy accent blah blah blah.

he walked out from some back office with this piece of paper and i was like
"hi! oh whats that?"
*hands me piece of paper with chinese characters, COMPLETE WITH HANYUPINYIN"
*i start reading out loud*

chris: oh you know chinese?
me: uh yeah sorta.

chris asks for help with his stuff coz he has an oral presentation tmr for..
CHINESE CLASS! (a unit he's doin at uni)

anyway long story short. his hanyupinyin SUCKS big time.
but it was sibeh funny.

one of the lines was
*wo xiang bang wo de nu peng you mai jian shui yi"
i want to buy my girlfren some pyjamas (OR WHATEVER, lingerie to have sex in.)

chris DIE DIE cannot get it right.
it became
wo(1) xiang(4) bang(3) wo de NOO peng you ....
i elephant tie my girlfren, (who sounds like she is a cow)
except the NU became NOOOOO

despite 10000 attempts of me jane and jude tryin to help chris,
by repeating NU NU NU NU NU to him

he was still producing NOOOO NOOO NOOO NOOO.
i laff until my stomach want to drop out.

after many attempts, and i mean MANY,
chris: what the hells wrong with me?!! am i retarded??

no you are not retarded.
but u are one helluva clown.

good luck to you tmr chris.
not that he will ever read this.

i am farking tired.
so good night.

Later ; 1:27 AM ; 0 comments

Monday, September 18, 2006

birthday: part 4 of 4

ok i predict (definitely correctly)
that theres goin to be at least birthday: part 6 of 4.
wahaha. coz i am too lazy to do up long posts with lotsa fotos at one shot.
so i am doin them in timy little parts.
oh well.

some pictures from the after party clubbing.

Louis and i.

when i manage to find time to scan the foto we took when i was 15,

i'll put it up.

nigeL and i.

mingxiong and i.

we go back a looong time, dont we.

henry, samuel. the memories.

i think we look damn good in this foto.

ok i dont think mx looks good anymore.

SPOIL MY FOTO LAH ASS!!

awwwwwwwwwwwww

Later ; 2:08 PM ; 0 comments

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

oh feed my lust for you, afi

i cannot tahan already. i am supposed to be studying.
but....

look what came in the mail today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i duno why its uploadin so damn small.
but if u click on it i think it is supposed to enlarge.

if only we could click on boobs and make em bigger.
just like that.

i am farkin excited and i am goin.
even though it is exam time.

i cannot wait for next weds.
i will be at uni bright and early to get my tickets!!!!!

Later ; 7:39 PM ; 0 comments

Sunday, September 10, 2006

birthday: post 3 of 4

"new" fotos courtesy of jojo.

oh the loudness of the birthday song that day...

need i explain the reason for the happy face!

"wah farkin hell. saboh myself by buying these candles. cannot blow out one."

i look at this foto and i wonder why my boobs cannot fill a cup b bra.

depressin, innit?

thank you. for being there. that night, and always.

spot the odd one out.

the silly boy wanted some too :)

i will strangle YOU with the present YOU gave ME.

we are very SM-tic

i miss the times hua. i miss the times.

just me and my personal jogolo.

no, she is not for hire to anyone else.

Later ; 3:52 AM ; 0 comments

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

interruption to birthday posts. read read read!!!!!

i realize i have not blogged abt anythin interesting/substantial/whatever recently,
i am sick of typing essays becoz i have been doin it all bloody day since 8am,
and there is 21 mins left till house starts.
hence ive decided to blog abt smth i have wanted to blog abt for the longest time.
btw, the show is called HOUSE, not dr house.
its also grEys anatomy, not grAys anatomy.
dashboard confessional, not dashboard confessionalS.
for those who dunno what im talkin abt,
this means u are not guilty of the crime so u have nothing to ashamed of.

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i remember the days when the word "model" created a sense of awe,
a certain respect, a tinge of envy, and a rather pleasant feeling.
the days of twiggy, of tyra banks, or bai ling.

but nowadays, how come it is the case that even when u look like this

you can still be a model?!?!?!?!

no. i didnt post the wrong picture. it is a LOA HAN.
that means: big forehead, protruding eyes, and weird mouth.

sigh jeff said that before patricia mok got into showbiz, she was a model.

k lor maybe u will be the next patricia mok. WAHAHAHA. eeeeww.

ok i realize that singapore is not goin to get twiggy or tyra,
so to be fair, i propose 3 hypotheses.
in the spirit of lab reports and psyc essays,
i will first state my hypotheses and then take u thru them one by one.
i will attempt to provide evidence for each,
and i will tell u if the evidence supports or disproves the hypotheses.
(ps. Jane, dont use 'disprove' in ur reports.)

1) singapore has run out of singaporean-ly cute/pretty girls.
2) singaporeans have taken a sudden likking toward the loa han look.
3) face like shit, body sibeh nice. model the body.

evidence or lack thereof:

1) marcus has just been to singapore, and while there, he mentioned (to my horror) that 'singapore has the highest percentage of cute girls'. i nearly fainted. and then he added, even japan doesnt have that many cute girls ay! i fainted.

also, there are pple like samantha to be proper wondeful looking models.

so this means that hypotheses 1 is not supported.

hypothesis 1 = XXX

2) i did a very fair investigation in obtainin my results. i showed the loa han-looking person's pictures to people who did not know of the person. i think i will be nice and not reveal the results. but i did hear some vomit sounds.

again, another hypotheses down. hypothesis 2= XXX

3) down to the last hypothesis. sad to say. the lack of support for the previous 2, renders this last one the only valid one. by reason of uh, elimination. very un-psyc-ly of me. ah well.

of course there is some support for this hyp. i mean, ok lah the loa han's body is not bad right? nice and slim mah. u can see for urself up there.

for those idiots who want to come and kacheow me and say i am jealous right,

pls hor. i have nothing to be jealous abt.

becoz i have had my fair share of modelling thank u very much.

i have always been cute. hence pple want me when i am 5 yrs old. i was earning money for my parents at age 5 ok!!! smack your ugly face.

i have just gotten damn sibeh fat. pple with rolls hanging out of the pants cannot be model anymore. but then again. some modellin agency person asked me to go model for them that day.

guy: pester pester pester.

me, finally: "I DONT LIVE IN SINGAPORE"

guy: forlon look "oh..ok"

WAHAHAHA.

ur body nice ur body nice lor. u can go and 'bai' for the world to see.

but it is such a shame that you have to spread urself out on a car bonnet or open your legs for i dunno wad reason to get pple to notice you.

all i ever have to do is smile =)

ok house has started.

i luv him. coz he is witty and sarcastic and arrogant.

like me. and i like me.

PS: just for the certain someone to know, just in case u are wondering how i know abt ur life, i know EVERYTHING. why? coz i am very resourceful. coz i go to uni. and at uni they teach you how to be smart and do research. i am good at research. hence i get at least 80% on my essays. =) much luv to you.

Later ; 8:12 PM ; 0 comments

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

birthday: part 2 of 4

happy happy me. its a black star from me cake.

the similarities. i am on a diet ok. just so u know. today i ran 4km.

mr knight in punky armour.

haiquan and i. ask him how good a clothes picker i am.

Later ; 10:04 PM ; 0 comments

Saturday, September 02, 2006

birthday: part 1 of 4

i am (unfortunately) back in perth.
i am farkin busy like shit.
so fotos will come as and when i decide i am free.
and post about birthday will come much later.

i had a blast. that is all i am sayin now.
becoz it is 0430hrs, and i am half way thru 1 lecture and have another one to go.
nobody ask me out the next 3 weeks pls. thank you.

here's fotos part 1.
enjoy yourself.

daddy and i