Sunday, April 30, 2006

nu tyres, faster corners.

its 4am and ive finally finished reading the 2 chapters of my psyc 201 textbook that i planned to read today. guess what time i started. 5pm. thats like 11 hours. minus like..say 7 hrs of eating, bathing, chattin on msn, playing yahoo pool, playing with the dog.....

this is why i go to uni to study. even when i dont have classes. u get it now?

so anyhow.

i brought punk up to my room when my parents were out for dinner. he was sleepin nicely outside the door of the living room. its this glass door so he can see us inside but damn poor thing cannot come in.

i opened the door and he woke up n wanted to come in, so i carried him up n let him into my room. anyway he, being a dog, luvs chewing things. so he found his way (not a very hard task) to my clothes in the laundry basket on the floor.

i didnt want him chewing my clothes so i uh, gave him a pair of my UNDIES! waHAhaha. coz they uh. already had a hole. SMALL ONE LAH OK. anyway now the pair of undies is officially a net, with a whole lotta dog drool.

this dog is damn frisky lah. i dunno whats wrong with it. can never sit still. and when he runs, its like its gone mad...

I GOT NEW TYRES!!! i want to rant about how nice daddy is to me sometimes.

been complainin abt my tyres since like last yr when ian came over n drove it n confirmed they were bad. anyway dad said he'll get me tyres for christmas. n i said I DONT WANT!!! i think i didnt get anything for christmas anyway. or i did and i cant remember. oopsies..

so anyway on thurs we sent Lee to the mechanic and they said like the tyres are pretty bald. so dad said ok change tyres..

today he brought Lee to the tyre shop and got him new tyres! all 4..cost him $790..low profiles like my old ones!!! i haven seen em yet coz ive been in the house all day studying. so if im happy i will rant again tmr about them.

daddy made sushi today. albeit sibeh ugly ones. wahaha. damn funny they were full of rice and like damn pathetic amounts of ingredients. and all outta shape!

daddy is leavin on monday....=(

i didnt go clubbin today. are u proud of me?

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Saturday, April 29, 2006

much ado about nothing.

i have just spent an entire day, well, 12 hrs or so, listenin to 2 ilectures, reading thru 3 lectures, and finishing half of my english presentation on a book which i have NOT read, and which is due to be presented this tuesday.

how screwed am i. very.

oh. and i attempted to do that linguistics assignment i was talkin about not doing becoz i have no time. and i gave up. i emailed my lecturer in sheer desperation for help. and seein this is the weekend, i will end up seeing him on monday. assignment due when? tues at 12pm. screwed. again. i think i am currently the most unvirginized person in the world. who isnt havin sex.

anyway. i want to go to bed now so i can wake up "early". but, becoz i am NOT doin work, i dont feel the urge to crawl into bed and curl up like a ball and wish i was dead. so if i go to bed i will just lie there and think abt all the work i could be doin instead of wasting time tossin about in bed. and also i will think unwelcome thoughts related to my cheating ex boyf. things i do not want to keep picturing in my head.

so here i am blogging. about what, i dont even know.

the ex boyf broke up with the girl he cheated on me with. n he called to say he wants me back. but oh the unpredictability of life (or is it just me pretending it wouldnt happen). she ends up at his house, wanting him back. and so he ditches me to go talk to her. yes, the highly anticipated msg last nite, was supposed to be from him. well the msg finally came. but it wasnt to say anything nice. anyhow, i dont usually like to blog abt such things when they're still fresh. so i will blog abt this whenever the hell i feel like it.

basically, heres me knowing exactly how the story ends. and feelin damn crappy about it.

i dont think ive ever been more stupid in my entire life. i feel imbecile-ic.

perhaps there will come a day when, well, a handsome young man will come and be everything ive ever wanted. or rather, who will tell me that i am everything he's ever wanted. and mean it. for the rest of his fuckin life. goodness knows when that'll happen.

i am ranting.

anyhow. here is Punk. or timmy, as the rest of the family likes to call him. i think he is a bit weird. he likes to lick. every-freakin-thing. floor, table, carpet, toes. i hate it. can he not lick. ME.
and for gawd's sakes. pls dun tell me. wah ur dog so cute how could u have written about how much you hate it...like duh did u think i was gonna put an ugly pic of it here for everyone to see? of coz put a nice one lah right. -_- it took me freakin long to get a shot like that ok. so shut the hell up and just look. and uh, shut up! if u want to make nice comments, of course ure always welcome. preferably nice comments abt me. the ratio of nice comments abt me and abt punk should be 10:1. thank you.

oh fark. ok fine its blur. it doesnt look blur on my fone. in fact it looks damn great on my fone. oh well too bad.

uni sucks. i think i need to go karaoke-ing.

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Friday, April 28, 2006

busy like f*ck.but i think f*ck is less busy than me.

bah. i am supposed to be finishing up my psyc 204 lab report which is due on monday and which i only started doin yesterday, but the bloggin tempation has overpowered my relatively recent lack of discipline and willpower. willpower is such a fallacy.

i just had to blog about what happened yesterday. (as i am waitin for a highly anticipated msg from someone who had to go and talk to someone else. yes i was dumped. bleagh)

i was at uni the whole damn day. like from 8 to 6+. this stupid lab report needs this statistics program called SPSS to analyze the data, and it costs $150 to buy. the best thing is that without it, you cant do ur damn report coz this psyc unit is a stats procedure one. -_- and this report is worth 30%, AND they gave us an extra 1000 words to write it. normally lab reports are 1500. so u can imagine how much effort they want us to put into this.

anyway, there are like some 40 computers or so spanning 2 psyc labs. and there are 200 of us psyc 204 students. -_- so u can imagine again, how croweded the damn labs have been the past week. oh i forgot to mention, the stupid teachers are so disorganized, we ended up only havin 2 weeks to do this, AND we had to use last year's batch's data coz ours wasnt compiled in time. dumbasses.

what is my point. i forgot. basically this report is the shits and its drivin everyone crazy. im just hopin everyone else has no clue what to do so mine looks better. i highly doubt thats goin to happen.

so anyhow, i was on the third floor of the library doin this damn report (wasnt in psyc lab coz i finished gettin my data usin the stupid SPSS already). suddenly i see this girl who looks damn familiar. then i thought, nah cant be. where got so qiao one. den she kept walkin past. the more she walked the more familar she got. n then LO AND FARKIN BEHOLD. MY DRAGON CHINA WAITER GUY APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME. coz he wanted to print something and my comp was in front of the printer. OMG HE IS AT MY UNI. and then i found out from my fren that he studies here -_- n he's always around. HOW COME I NEVER SEE HIM BEFORE?!! anyway. the girl is the waitress that marcus likes. bloody hell. so i rang him to tell him that we can be depressed coz i think they are together. marcus says: THATS F*CKED!!! wahaha.

oh the uncanniness of life.

anyway we had steamboat for dinner n marcus joined. after that we went n got baskins at inaloo.

today Lee got sent to the workshop for servicing. then dad drove me to uni. did report again until dad picked me up at 4 to go get Lee back.

came home 'napped' for a whopping 5 hrs. but whats new.

and now i am trying to unscrew myself by attempting to finish up this report.

i am so busy i am thinkin of not doin my linguistics assignment for this week. can u imagine. no time to do assignment so dont hand in. -_-

currently my life feels like: The offspring's 'spare me the details', Reel big fish's 'where have you been', Busted's 'who's david', and 4pm's 'sukiyaki'.

sibeh depressing.

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006

stupid shite

-eh farkin cb lah. i pressed backspace to delete one letter and farking internet explorer went BACK to the previous page. id just finished typing the damn blog and was fillin in the TITLE bar. CB.

-so this is gonna be a damn short version. coz im freakin sian.

1) uni all freakin day today 8-6. managed to finally finish up the damn eng essay at 4 n handed it in. couldnt take out this reserve book that i want to take out overnite, until 6, so had to stay in library till 6 n study n then get the book checked out.

it was supposed to be a quiet nite tonight. coz i'd finished most of my work at uni already.

2) at dinner, mum was commentin on this damn loud engine that sounded as if it was right outside our dining room (the place i park my car is outside the dining area). she said "eh you're already home why your car pulling in". (for idiots, that means she was tryin to be funny n say im already home how come im 'drivin' my car outisde)

anyway i realized i left my fone in my car so went to get it. 1 missed call from marcus. rang him back, and turns out it was HIS car outside my gates. wahaha.

damn sweet lah. he said he felt really bad abt sat nite (we went clubbin n had a lil disagreement/misunderstanding). so he dropped by to surprise me + gimme a present. he bought me this little pig coz he said he couldnt find a duck. n he actually went to like 3 shoppin centres or smth. *sigh*. guys. sometimes u just dunno wat to do with em. dunno want to take the garbage can lid and smack them with it, or throw them into the can n close the lid, or ah-hem, throw them inside the can n jump in. lol

he came in, play with the dog. den got visitors come to see the dog also. so ended up playin with the thing for a while. den joel msged n asked if i was goin out tonight. said he was goin to the deen with his frens, so marcus n i ended up (at my request, of course) goin to the city to meet them. oh, we picked up joel's money/ID at his house coz he forgot to bring em out. smartass. sibeh weird lah. dun even know his parents den go his house take things from them.

***back from 2.5 hr fone conversation***

3) marcus n i drove past the deen while lookin for parking. the queue was so damn bloody long. joel went to start queuing when i smsed him that we were nearly there (he couldnt go in with his frens coz no ID). when we got there to join him he was like still so damn far back in line man. anyway it started drizzling. n then tmd. it started rainin like koookoocheow. marcus went off coz he all along wasnt too keen on goin den when he saw the line he was like bleagh. so when it started pouring he nicked off. we were so damn soakin wet lah. my hair machiem, uh, machiem soakin wet lah. oh well at least joel had the decency to offer his jumper. after like sibeh long. wahaha.

anyhow. joel n i found out from some girls in the queue that BBs was open. before that when marcus n i drove past it was closed coz it was like only 10. so joel n i were like immediately "lets go to BBss!!!" so we went. his frens like were in the deen and they werent respondin to calls so end up me and him only.

anyway he wasnt feelin too gd so we walked to his car (he park so sibeh far). markee, joel has damn bad sense of direction. he walked in the OPPOSITE direction from where we were supposed to go, TWICE. he couldnt even walk to find his car. all while sober, too! oh well he eventually realized where the heck he was going.

drove back to my place...msn-ed with markee for a while..den watched an episode of initial d in the home theatre.

4) the dog has been named timmy. but i call him PUNK. coz he is punk. like me. i told my mother we need to get him a studded collar so he can stab the other dogs in the park *grinx*.
i have a foto of him in my fone but im too damn lazy to upload it now becoz its bloody 0514 hrs.

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public holiday today. which means bloody have to go to make-up tutes coz all my lab/tutes r on tuesday. pfft. bloody anzac day. dun ask me i dunno what the hell its for. some war thing. im as ignorant as a biscuit sittin in a tree. i embarrass you with my lack of knowledge, dont i jeremy. wahaha

more study to come. and a 2500-word lab report to be done by monday. screweDd. *sings thats the way uh-huh uh-huh i like it uh-huh uh-huh*

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Monday, April 24, 2006

Photohunt

-perth is weird. for the thousandth and one(th) time.

-this was at the karrinyup shops the other nite. late nite shopping. food court. ok i know it isnt THAT weird for someone to put their handbag thru their legs (or is it, actually i think its sibeh weird but im just sayin this to pacify pple), but this cha bor, she like open her legs so damn wide n lift her leg so high so she could hang the bang on her thigh lor. i was like omg i have to take a foto.

-this was marcus' ice cream wrapper from last nite. after clubbin n supper i wanted ice cream but u know perth lah...so the only place we could get ice cream was at the convenience store. and of all things he had to choose this one. at first i thought he picked it as a joke. n then i realized he actually wanted to buy it. AND he had actually eaten it before as well!!!! i actually had a pic of marcus HOLDING the damn thing, lookin gay. but then when i tried to open the file on my fone to look, it saif file corrupted. sibeh sian. by that time he was excited about his gay ice cream, he'd already opened the darn thing. GOLDEN GAYTIME ALL THE WAY! i think colin and kero should visit my blog and see this. rotfl.

-uh no. this picture is not to exhibit another perth is sibeh weird thing. i thought i looked frickin cute last nite so, being the super generous person that i am, i thought i'd share it with u. u know, sharing is caring mah.

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

fine. i touched it.

-i have given up tryin to study the last 4 linguistics lectures which my brain just refuses to comprehend and take in. alan is a damn horrible lecturer man. nice guy, but oh my gawd so bad as a teacher. i miss daniel. bah.

-been at uni after church from like 12 till 4+. super bloody tired.

-came back napped. wasnt a very satisfactory one becoz dad was thumpin ard in the kitchen cookin dinner.

-woke up vacuumed n dusted my room. wah lau i dunno why this damn country is so sibeh dusty. never open window or door also like in 2 days my black table become white with dust. -_-

-anyway i tried re-studying those last 4 lect notes but as i said. it aint working. am currently pool-ing with kong and my clothes are in the dryer.

-so anyhow. here is the sibeh excitin part of this blog post.

-yar yar i touched the frickin dog lah ok. -_- so kill me

-i was like puttin my laundry in the machine lah. den i discovered the dog was in the toilet downstairs. its like not allowed in the house (sibeh pathetic right, i mean den u buy the dog n throw it outside, u buy for what).

-anyway the whatever thing u call it that u put the dog in, the play pen/bed/whatever, is like, it has this openin at one side, the rest of it is too high for the lil thing coz its a pup. so the openin faces the toilet door, which is open to the outside. yes, the toilet has 2 doors, one to go in the house and one to go out into the back, swimmin pool/bbq/go run ard like mad pple area. so u know, the thing cant get in the house but it can go outside n run.

-so the thing was like, half asleep i think when i walked in on it. den it like started whimpering.

-bah. den ok lor i bo pian go and pat it. i mean, wah lau sibeh poor thing lah no? all alone. pple all inside watchin tv all. den its not allowed inside.

-dun blame me. i had nothing to do with these rules or the decision to buy the dog and throw it outisde, as u all already know.

-REALLY SIBEH POOR THING LAH. -_-. bah bah bah. so i ended up pattin it for a while. and i carried the damn thing. FRICKIN HEAVY for a damn puppy man.

-i dun think theyve decided what to call it yet. but i think im gonna call it PUNK. for obvious reasons. NO IT DOESNT HAVE A MOHAWK OR A STUDDED COLLAR. but.....

-think abt it....next time, when it goes to the park, then like, the other dogs hear us callin him PUNK!! den the ladies will be like, wah..so cool the name, must be a damn suave fella. den all flock to where he is. den coz all the ladies want him, den all the guys wanna be his friend also. to that, punk will say stick up his chin, bat his eyelids nonchalantly and reply in hokkien, "wa mai ka le zho peng you. zha bor si wa eh, le mai ge ge ai ga wa zho peng you. wa m si bo tao nao eh!" for those who dunno hokkien, that means, ur ass is damn smelly im too cool for u. waHAHAHa no not really.

-so much for the previous post. like i said, i dont hate the dog per se. bah im too lazy to explain it to idiots.

-anyhow. been wanting to blog abt this for a long time. so here it is.

-sometimes i think pple suck. but then there are times when my frens make me feel like omg there are actually pple who deserve to exist.

-these are the friends who dont judge u, or tell u u suck when uve made a bad decision. when ure hurting, they let u hurt, they dont tell u hurting isnt worth it, coz they know u'll hurt anyway. instead, they just stand by u, listen to u whinge. and even when u make the same mistake again, they never turn their backs on u and say 'serves u right' when u come crying again. when u take a piss outta something/someone, they dun say 'eh who do u think u are, u think ure better than them ar', instead, they know that u dun mean any harm, ure just havin a shitty day and so everything else in the world is shitty and u just want to complain. so they let u. hell, sometimes they join in just to make u feel better.

-at the end of it all, u do feel better. and you thank heavens, that u found these friends.

-u girls rock. thanks for always bein there. thanks for never judgin me and the things i say. and thanks, for makin me feel like im worth it.

-we may be so frickin far away, and at times way too busy for each other. but there's always comfort in knowing that when one of us is gettin farked up the ass by life, the rest are gonna be there to stick a hand in and pull it out.

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Saturday, April 22, 2006

the fish died so they bought a dog

-DISCLAIMER: if u are one of those sibeh family oriented pple and u think that whatever makes ur family happy then that means u must agree, then buzz off. coz i have extremely strong personal opinions and views on things, and incidentally, am not a tad bit going to refrain myself from the expression of these. SO, if u are going to complain/blog/tell pple about how unfilial blah blah blah i am for expressin such disdain toward this issue, HELLO THIS IS A BLOG ok? u want to read then u read and agree, or plain SHADDAP. for idiots, this means, yar i know my family is sibeh important, blood is thicker than water, parents suffer for me blah blah blah. i am appreciative of that, but there are times when family can piss the shit outta u too ok. so YOU dun try and act all holy and filial. coz i aint buyin none of that.

-seriously. i am no animal hater (even though when i was young, i remember, there was this cartoon on tv where there's like cute snails who can talk and live in cute pink houses, and everytime i saw the snails i wish i could step on them and crush them coz they were irritatingly cute. i think i was like, less than pri 2. ok fine, maybe i am damn sadistic. but, i digress.)

-BUT this is ridiculous.

-last time when i was a kid me and my sis wanted a dog, my dad say CANNOT. no matter how many times u asked, the answer was always a flat out NO. reason being? he would end up takin care of it, something he obviously did not want to end up having to do.

-so WHAT THE FARK IS WITH THIS SUDDEN BUYIN OF A DOG?! HELLO? U THINK IT IS A STUFFED TOY THAT RUNS ON BATTERIES IZZIT? U DUN WAN ALREADY CAN TAKE OUT THE BATTS DEN JUST LEAVE IT IN THE BOX, WHEN U WANT DEN TAKE OUT AGAIN TO PLAY?!!

-i think this is a rebound. from the damn fish that just died. but is it? bah.

-all i know is that, I HATE THIS DOG. (no, not DOGS, just THIS one) i nearly flipped when i went down just now at 4+ to ask whoever the hell was walking like an elephant in the kitchen (which is a usual occurence, btw. but that is another story for another day) to shut the hell up, and my sister said "we got a dog".

-being me, i was frickin hell annoyed that no-bloody-body asked my opinion on this. FINE LAH EVEN IF THEY END UP GETTIN THE DAMN ANIMAL AFTER I EXPRESSED MY EXTREME DISCONTENT WITH THE IDEA, as least they bothered to ask, right. BUT THEY DIDNT.

-and why, oh dear lord, in the world, is raE so bloody pissed off with gettin this cute little piece of crap whose mother was a labrador and whose dad was a golden retriever (or the other way round i dunno n i dun care this is just so pple will stop askin me what bloody kind of dog it is)?

-for the simple reason, that well, they didnt ask me. and, like every-bloody-thing else in this family, I WILL END UP HAVIN TO CLEAN UP (literally, or emotionally or whatever the hell else that can be cleaned up) when things go wrong. i have to clean up a marriage gone wrong, take care of a sibeh prone to emotional breakdown sister, and a lazy ass brother (who does things words cannot describe), now i am goin to have to clean up dog shit (no pun intended) as well? FUCK!!!

-i tell u, give it the longest 1 month, and the damn thing will be all alone, starving like hell coz nobody is gonna bother about it, and it'll end up havin to eat its own shit to survive. and soon after that it'll have no shit to eat coz no food to shit out in the first place.

-and then, maybe then i will go down coz its makin such a hell lotta noise, and feed the bloody thing so it'll shuddup.

-right now i think the thing's sittin out in the cold coz its not allowed in the house. fuck then buy for what shit. if ure gonna let it suffer out there by itself all bloody day+night.

-dun ask me if its cute etc etc, coz i dunno and i dun care. i have not taken more than a 1 second look at it thru the glass door and hell no, i havent carried it or patted it and gone WAH SO CUTE!! -_-

-no really, i dont hate animals. and no i dont feel like steppin on this dog and crushing its cute little body with my skate shoe.

-it just so happened that this poor thing is a manifestation of my family's indifference to my opinions and preferences. oh never mind the actual opinions and preferences. this is me being highly unappreciative of the fact that they didnt even fuckin ask.

-oh dear, somebody help the youth of today, what an angsty little girl i am. maybe i should stop listenin to avril lavigne. u know, coz avril is soooo hardcore. rotfl.

-eh, comment lah fren. leave a tag, yo.

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i like to speak like ah lian

-i am in a sibeh pissed off mood so ive decided now's a good time to blog coz pang sai mood usually equals angsty, interesting blog content. provided of course, only for your reading pleasure. never for my own satisfaction.

-this week's study break. but i farkin haven done much study. this bloody psyc textbook is sibeh terrible. one chapter is 40pages and its black and white. never mind the damn long chapter and boring layout, the topics also sibeh horrible. perception. study about the eye and the ear. bloody chicken psychology need to know about the freakin basilar membrane and the retina for what sai? ok fine i know there's prolly a damn gd reason they want us to know this, but FARK man. i shoulda done medicine lah liddat. earn more money summore, study the same bloody boring shit thing.

-anyway, its like, u read the first 2 pages u sian already den u go on the computer, look at blogs, play online pool, check email...den because u dun wanna study, u go and check the blogs again see got any new posts within the past 5 seconds. -_- sibeh lame lor. and then the 1 chapter ends up takin 5 hrs, den never finish summore. im doomed lah. last sem i got 72 for stupid psyc 202, this sem 201 i think i can go and get 51. fark.

-on a whole other note. i'd just like to say, that sometimes, people suck. suck shit, suck ass, suck kookoocheow. whatever.

-why is it that some pple just like to make other pple feel bad ar? like not the 'eh ure damn ugly' kinda bad, but like, u know when u r sibeh no time for anything then like they make u feel bad coz they like dunno how to understand that u are really sibeh busy? or like, they dun understand how if u haven finished things u need to do, u dun wanna drop everything in the middle and go do smth else? im a damn organized person lah i dun like to half way do this den go eat dinner lah, or half way haven finish a chapter den u call me ask me go shopping. I DUN LIKE LAH. den these pple like to make u feel bad. like machiem u abuse them liddat or u dun care abt them. U NOTHING TO DO MEANS I NOTHING TO DO MEH.

-when u dun want to go out or wat shit i never like say u very bad lah, u dun care abt me lah, im not worth ur time lah and all that shit. u dun wan den dun wan lah. see u another time lor. why must make the thing until like everybody so unhappy. somtimes pple have no brains.

-and u know what, im a freakin mugger and im damn proud of it. even thou it pisses the shit outta me at times like this when my brain is like in a world of its own. so, if YOU dont mug/study consistently/whatever, den when i get like HDs and u get passes, SHUT THE HELL UP OK? coz i dun wanna hear it. dun come and "wah raE all HDs sia" at me ok. it just aint cool man. i earned it and i will NOT feel bad for my accomplishments. i will NOT hao lian to u my results but if u ASK, then whatever my reply is, you take it like a freakin good-ass human and uh, shut up if u have nothing nice to say. of course, if u dun study and u get Hds, den wah u are damn power and i will congratulate u. coz u are obviously smart lah. but some of us are stupid so we actually have to study. ie me.

-uh, WAHAHAHA. my heart is beating like a freakin i dunno what now. i dunno why im so angry today. i think its coz i cannot study. CANNOT STUDY IS BAD. MUST STUDY.

-anyway, people pls do not get offended. this post was prolly not directed at anyone who reads this blog. but if u want to get angry, den. whatever lorrrr...that means u are one of those idiots ive described and u shd, uh, stop being an idiot. *smiles sweetly*.

-oh yar. u know how ive been playin online pool. wahaha even though Kong thinks i am sibeh sucky coz i always lose to him by pure FLUKE, check this out man!!!! wah im damn pro. NO THE GUY DOESNT SUCK, ITS ME WHO IS POWERRRRRRRRR!!!

-eh i creamed him lor. wahahaha.

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Friday, April 21, 2006

burpafartathon.join and win a prize

-last time when derek (some guy i know in singapore) asked us whether we'd ever burped and farted at the same time, we all went EWWW THATS SIBEH GROSS. and then he said "wah its damn shiok lah, u feel the woosh *does actions with hands, indicating air coming out from mouth and ass* coming out from the two directions!"

-today, oh this blessed day, i witnessed this damn disgusting episode. of someone BURPING AND FARTING AT THE SAME TIME. never mind if the person did it quietly and then started gigglin and then told me what he/she just did. BUT THEN. this idiot BURPED AND FARTED THE DAMN LOUD KIND. BUuUuuUURPpPP+PfffOooOoOT!!!! while smoking a ciggy too! SIMULTANEOUSLY. pro lah.

-freakin gross. but quite funny. lucky like i dun have a crush on him, or he isnt chasing me. otherwise, all down the drain man wahahha. at his request, name will not be mentioned. but he does drive a red lancer, if anyone wants to do their research, im sure you'll find ur answer somewhere in the 135 blog posts i have on this blog.

-yesterday marcus farted in the car.

-yesterday jane farted ON WEBCAM. WITH AUDIO. AND I COULD HEAR IT. TWICE. jane u are damn funny. i hope u come to perth. and there are a lot of boys who want u to come too. i guess i mite have to locK u up so i can have u all to myself. muahahaha. *gets handcuffs ready*

-why is everyone farting?

-oh. i think these 2 gays r quite popular already. since even marcus has read the blog. www.colinandkero.blogspot.com its quite lame lah. these 2 17 yr old gay ah bengs. basically they like type out their lives on the blog for us to read. i must say, at 17, their command of the english language is. terribly terrible. i will admit though, that they are rather cute, for kid ah bengs. not that i would date them or anything. but, go check it out. have a laugh. its seriously damn funny. i dun think ive seen so many DARLINGs or DEARs or SORRYs in my life at one time!

-sian sian sian. i have decided to leave my eng essay till monday morning to finish up. its due at 5pm, so i will be at uni from 8-5 doing it. hopefully 8 hrs is more than enuff time. itd better bloody hell be enuff or im screwed.

-i wonder how linkies is doin with his overdue essay. wahahah.

-i miss my girlfriends. fark. i hate girls, but pearl jo hua minah kala joyce sam laine lindy, I MISS U.

Later ; 2:02 AM ; 0 comments

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

-eh sorry. one last post and then im really goin to bed.

-i couldnt resist. i found this, and its SETH COHEN'S PLAYLIST! wahAhahA.

-i like him even more now. first lines are whats playin in the show at the time and by who, below that are the dialogues between seth and his other characters.

London Calling The Clash
Seth: Avril Lavigne doesn't count as punk. (SETH KNOWS BEST!!!!!)
Marissa: Oh yeah? Well, what about the Cramps? Stiff Little Fingers? The Clash? Sex Pistols? Seth: I listen to the same music as Marissa Cooper? I think I have to kill myself.

Transatlanticism Death Cab For Cutie
Seth: Hey! Do not insult Death Cab!
Summer: It's like one guitar and a whole lot of complaining. <--- sigh, summer

I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning Bright Eyes
Seth: I don't believe it, Ryan. Bright Eyes has two albums in the top ten.
Ryan: You OK with that?
Seth: Yeah, I just feel like the rest of the world's finally caught up to me. It's a little bit scary. Tell me I'm still special. (only seth can speak such words of wisdom. this is how fans of the used, mcr and greenday feel when they go from underground to uh, radio)

Goods News For People Who Love Bad News Modest Mouse
Seth: (shouting) Hey! Modest Mouse!!
Summer: OK, volume Cohen. It's not Metallica.
Seth: (still shouting) No it's not Metallica. It's Modest Mouse.

-if i start a seth fanclub and charge $50 a week, with a free picture of seth printed off the internet on recycled paper, do u like, think like, i will like, get like, a lotta like, fans?

Later ; 11:24 PM ; 0 comments

-why is it that when i say "i am goin to bed", and it is not some ungodly hour of the morning, these are the responses i get?

Uncle Kong says:
so early?
Uncle Kong says:
noob

Skype me @ darren_lim_sniffer -- says:
so early
Skype me @ darren_lim_sniffer -- says:
surprisingly
Skype me @ darren_lim_sniffer -- says:
haha

-BAH. sleep early not good meh.

- i was at uni from 8-7 leh. hello thats 11 hours. and i only managed to type 600 words -_-. i WAS gonna try n finish up the other 300 words tonight, but i have decided i want to sleep early n TRY to wake up early to do study tmr. essay can wait till thurs.

-i just watched ROVE for the first time since i came back. id forgotten how funny he is. omg he's so funny. for those of u in singapore (and are bored at this present moment), go check him out. i think the add is www.rovelive.com.au . if thats wrong den GOOGLE IT. he has vids on there im sure. AND the "WHAT THE!!" section!!!!! so funny..

-anyhow. i was watchin the oc before rove. and forget whatever i wrote on my perfectly eligible bachelor. ok. the man i want to marry is SETH COHEN. there is not doubt about it. seriously, how can pple think hes a geek? omg do u not realize how cool he is. i mean for goodness sakes the ryan guy wears a singlet and a button shirt all the bloody time (unbuttoned, of course, so he can show how macho he is). LOOK AT SETH!! HIS SHOES!! HIS SHIRTS! HIS JUMPERS!! HIS PANTS!! always different but never ever ever in a million gazillion years ugly. and hello, he skates? like, what does ryan do? fight? waaaaaaah so tough.

-eh they dun look similar meh? LOOK LIKE WHAT.

-just now at dinner my dad ask me want to buy new car n my mum said NO MORE SPORTS CARS. WAH LAU. so i said i dun want a new car. u know what she ask me to buy? TOYOTA COROLLA. HELLO THATS WHY MY GRANDFATHER DRIVES. and i want a 2-door car. 4 door so big for what. give hoo sit. i dun like to fetch pple ard waste my petrol. unless of course u are offering me big favours *winks*. uh huh, uh huh.

-alrite. good nite.

-oh i forgot i wanted to curse the policemen this morning. dear sirs, today you were big meanies and even though u were 'just doin ur job', i hope u and ur entire family die a horrible death- like gettin eaten by sharks when ure at the beach or kenah run down by rubbish truck.

-this is what just happened

=r.a.E²= is free! for a limited time only. meaning tonight says:
whAHha ok maybe i'll blog DEN go to bed
Skype me @ darren_lim_sniffer -- says:
haha
Skype me @ darren_lim_sniffer -- says:
crazy la
Skype me @ darren_lim_sniffer -- says:
sleep la
=r.a.E²= is free! for a limited time only. meaning tonight says:
HAHA!! fast one lah
Skype me @ darren_lim_sniffer -- says:
haha
Skype me @ darren_lim_sniffer -- says:
haha
Skype me @ darren_lim_sniffer -- says:
good nite
Skype me @ darren_lim_sniffer -- says:
im going to bed 1st
Skype me @ darren_lim_sniffer -- says:
aha

-and uh, no, pls do not skype darren. otherwise he will kill me. and we dont want that now, do we?

Later ; 10:58 PM ; 0 comments

bastard asswipe shitface kookoocheow pang sai police

-excuse the extremely terribile hokkien expletives for the moment. at least till u finish reading this. i know it is highly (ah hem ah hem) unlike me to swear in hokkien. but i feel like a little 16 yr old ah lian who thinks she is damn cool and damn smart and damn right about everything *SMILES WIDELY and takes out sharp comb to comb fringe*

-cheee farking buai.

-why the fark does karrinyup road have fuckin police at 730 in the fuckin morning.

-am i pissed? yes. very. extremely. which is why i am typing this when i am supposed to be essay-ing which is the bloody reason why i came to uni in the first place at this ungodly hour during study BREAK.

-to get from my place to the main road, theres a bloody STOP sign. but like even if u dun stop u can see if theres cars or not. u know the kind place they put stop signs to make ur life difficult. well my life is $150 more difficult now.

-after turning onto the main, 5 secs later suddenly there's this police guy standing in front of my car. the bloody sun was shining in my eye so i was trying to put down the visor.

-lucky i stop in time lah. can u imagine what woulda happened if i ran him over?! bloody shit man my life is over. "$150 fine, 3 demerit points, a court case, and YOU ARE GOIN TO PAY MY HOSPITAL BILLS AND BRING ME SOUP EVERYDAY YOUNG LADY". -_- fuck~

-i tot he was pulling the guy on my left over lah. coz he stopped the whole bloody road for me to pull over -_- yes, turns out it was me. cb. bastard.

-i was so nice to him summore. i mean hello where got pple 730 in the morning smile at u so cute one right. farker. still write me ticket. for the same reason as why i flunked my drivin test. NEVER STOP AT STOP SIGN. HELLO NO CAR WHAT. STOP SIMI SAI?! (drivin test one was coz i never see the sign it was behind this massive fuckin tree. i shd sue the perth infrastructure company. are trees infrastructure? ah fuck you.)

-lucky h never gimme shit about my car man. otherwise more money.

-msged my mum abt the damn police n told them to be careful if they're heading out anytime soon. and yes, i told her i got the fine for the rest of the family already so they dun feel the need to speed/not stop at stop sign. $150 can divide by 3 nicely. $50 each for me my mum and my dad. CB!

-CB CB CB CB CB.

-yes obviously this is ranting.

-and now i am goin to type more crap so that i can finish my "violence in movies is fucking cool" essay.

-postmodernism is also a bunch of crap. and uh, yeah. CB!

-PS. oh mother just replied. it says "sorry sweetheart. stupid police got nothing better to do (coz she always kenah fine also WAHAHHAHA ok not funny my dad has to pay =/ ) we'll pay the fine for u. dont worry about it." BAH. my daddy is so poor thing =/

-with regards to one of my previous posts titled 'letter to a daddy' or smth like that, Ok lah dad, dun need evo. ermx, r32 skyline or s15 silvia also can.

Later ; 8:56 AM ; 0 comments

Friday, April 14, 2006

and it could always go so wrong

-last nite was one of those nites u wish (or is it wished) would never end. fark i had so much fun. i haven had that much fun in ages.

-mark, joel, scott n i went out. markee came over to my house at abt 10, n then joel came to pick us up from here, scott was already in the car coz he went to joel's house earlier.

****markee looked very nice tonight so i made him let me take a foto. veh cute markee!****

-JOEL CUT HIS HAIR AND DYED IT BLACK!! wah lau!! damn cute lah!! *see previous post for old joel. &*$(^$#&($^)!!!

-wahahaha.

-wo hai you hen duo dong xi yao jiang about this but zai zhe li bu ke yi jiang.

-chugged along to black bets. marcus came along n met us there a bit later...

****Marcus and i at BBs****

-my 2 best frens in perth have finally met each other. although one of them stopped being my best fren for a year. and at the end of the nite, wen marcus hugged me goodbye, markee said 'if she gets hug i want one too!!!' *walks to marcus n hugs him*. u can guess mark wasnt sober.

-i think i was second (maybe third) most drunk/high/tipsy/siow ding dong person by the end of the night. i have never in my life been this near to drunk. *i kept sayin i was drunk but i wasnt really.i think*. but who cares i was in the hands of 4 boys! wahahaha.

-oh, and just coz mark joel n scott like pig tails. i did pig tails for em. :P

-black bettys rules man. well last nite the PLACE wasnt that great but the company. woo!! oh, joel quit drinking so the whole frickin nite he was drinking water. -_-. i was very impressed. and markee promised not to get drunk and well. he wasnt THAT bad. so, good markee! lol.

****markee n i at BBs****

-went n got kebabs, den went to paramount for a short while. got boring so we went back to BBs. BUT IT WAS CLOSING so they didnt let us in. stupid. den we walked back to paramount, n they were closing too so cannot go in. STUPID NONSENSE LAH!

****joel n i at kebabs****

****scott n i at kebabs. see my tails!!! wahaha****

****markee, scott n i at kebabs. joel went to the toilet. farking spastic lah this foto****

****markee n i at kebabs. do we look uh, a bit tipsy. i think markee does****

-ended up walkin back to the car n drivin back to joel's to get me a jumper coz they wanted to go sit in a park n uh, do stuff. wahaha. cant say here. den dropped scott n mark at stirling n went back to joels to get his ipod coz he wanted to show scott stuff.

-went to trigg beach for a bit, den drove to maccas to get food. came back to mine n hung out at the playground for a bit.

-wah when i came back to let joel go toilet, i went up to my room to change..on the way to my room have to pass mum's, and i got a shock when i heard this voice go 'why so late?' coming from the room. it was like 5+ or so. eeeks.

-n then stupid joel. i told him to come up after using the toilet downstairs n walk all the way to the end of the corridoor. he go walk into my mum's room coz he saw the nightlite on -_-. my mum's room is the FIRST room lah. BEGINNING of corridoor. bah!

-this morning got asked to go to King's park for picnic by marcus, n to beach by markee. being the lazy ass pig i am. wahahaha. i just gotta outta bed and its 4.

Later ; 4:05 PM ; 0 comments

Thursday, April 13, 2006

mass (attempted) photo-cide

-its 5am and im bored. so i thought i'd give u guys some eye-candy. whether or not its candy to YOUR eyes, thats not my problem.

-im happy. i manged to type the entire method section for my psyc 204 lab report which we only just got info about yesterday. whoopdeedoo. the damn thing is due in 2 weeks though. (2 weeks is NOT far away) bloody disorganized lecturers.

-hell i need to make myself normal again. that means sleep when pple sleep and wake up when they wakae up. oh my tian lah this is gettin ridiculous.

-ANYWAY.

-pic of damn nice 180sx on the side of the road somewhere in northbridge. i know its damn not clear etc etc but there were pple around and i didnt wanna look like an idiot. btw there are nicer lookin photos of some 180s i took in one my old posts. u go find urself if u wanna see. i dont feel like being THAT nice.

-remember mister cute english tutorial skater boy? his name IS matthew! im so smart. oh, for those who dunno, a while ago my msn nick was 'i think his name is matthew'. so yeah. my intelligence is proven, once again.

-ANYWAY yesterday i sat next to him in class. sorry xi! and those are his pants+shoes. check out the loooong legs. i am very sure he is a potential candidate to items number 3 and 4 of my perfectly eligible man list, and im assuming number 2 and 6, and also 8 and 9. wah not bad huh. AHAHA. his dressing was damn nice yest man. some blue faded polo tee, worn-out looking belt with this buckle that looked quite nice. so cuteeee..and if anyone asks WHY CANNOT SEE THE FACE, U GO AND TAKE LAH U SEE IF HE DOESNT THINK URE SIOW AND KICK YOU WITH HIS SKATE SHOE.

-Here is a picture of joel being drunk. for acting like a prick, u get ur foto posted for the world to see. WAHAHAHAHA. bleagh. I WANT TO GO TO BLACK BETTYS!!! this was at the usual supper place after we finished BB-ing.

-ok blogger wont let me upload my fotos anymore so i will continue to provide pleasure for you another time. anyone feel like returnin the pleasure favour?

-it is now 0522 hours and im wide awake. Dr phil is on cable at 545.

Later ; 4:55 AM ; 0 comments

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

wet nekkidness

-first. about the previous post. after reading it for myeslf i realize the numerous unforgivable typo errors that translate into extremely horrid grammatical errors. like "bored my brother" (oh my, dear dear me). i cant be bothered to correct them all so u'll just have to deal with it and bear in mind my english is actually good. its my fingers that are not.

-ok im meant to be in bed by now, considering it is 4am and i have to get up at 7.

-but im havin a highly interesting conversation over msn with a highly interesting person who has highly interesting things to tell me. so i am goin to stay. and type this while that person has decided that they need the toilet.

-anyways. short post.

-last nite i saw 2 naked ang moh guys runnin in the rain. no shit i wasnt dreaming. went to currie hall to meet denise to do the stupid linguistics assignment which has taken us bloody 2 weeks, and which we are still not sure if what we did was right (but too late for that now its already handed in). oh, it was individual. i just needed her help coz im stupid.

-went for supper at abt 1230. person i went with wanted to eat macs so ok we got to the usual 24 hr macs in the city and it was closed. HELLO?! 24hrs?! anyway so we had to go to NB and eat. again. bloody hell city garden is a rip off lah. we paid like 30$ for 2 pple can. -_-

-anyhow. when he dropped me back at currie to get my car, when i was drivin outta the carpark. suddenly got these 3 figures appear. and the one i could see most clearly was like skin coloured from head to toe. i tot it was some wierd dress. drove nearer and got the shock of my life. 2 of them were naked but holding their clothes/shoes whatever in front of them and running. and the clothed guy behind was like pointing at them in order to get me to direct my attention to the running naked boys.

-i looked outta my window and grinned like mad at them. and they were like woohoo!!

-after i drove off i thought damn i shoulda wound the window down and said "wanna lift"? or "can i see how long it is?" bah but it was cold. and wet. raining.

-how the hell im supposed to get up for uni, i have, right now, no idea. idea no have.

Later ; 4:12 AM ; 0 comments

Sunday, April 09, 2006

the perfect man.

-Disclaimer (bloody hell. why am i so afraid of havin to deal with idiots who judge me/get angry at me/complain abt me on their blogs, based on the things i say here. most of which do not even apply to them. ah well i guess thats what u get when u think ure so bloody righteous, and when youre so insecure that u feel the need to correct everyone so that u can uphold ur perceived righteousness.) this blog post is for FUN. FUN. if u dunno the definition, pls go look for it in your dictionary. if you dont have one, try www.dictionary.com. even though im pretty sure it is not an academic resource. anything i say, as usual, does not apply to my friends, and does not intend to put anyone i know down. also, just because i say i want/enjoy/need something, does not mean that i have it/have had it before/am dying for it.

-and so. with that. here is the post about raE's perfectly eligible bachelor. examples also given, to illustrate. based on pple past dated. (this is a farkin daring post. i hope jamie and mark never see this) pls note also, that the frequency of appearance of names does NOT indicate the depth of feeling or length of relationship.

Physical presentation

1) must be drop-dead gorgeous (eg. JAMIE, jamie, jamie. in second place, jeff. i dunno if mark soliano counts. we didnt exactly date. but if he counts, then he's second. jeff's third)

2) must have nothing about his outward appearance that i would want/have to change (eg. JAMIE. omg the chuck taylors, the ben sherman shirts, the jeans, and the studded belt. then, ed. 3rd, mark soliano.) of course, if u like wearing skate shoes (that are NOT white), high socks, 3/4 pants too big for you, and baggy tshirts that say AFI or SAVES THE DAY, im sure i will like you too.

3) must be at least 175cm tall, and less than 185. (eg. in order: JAMIE, jeff, leon)

4) must be skinny. between 65-75kg. (eg. JAMIE, Jeff, Leon)

Skills and Abilites
5) must be able to play piano or guitar or drums. well. that means better than me. (eg. JAMIE. mark.) and no, i dont care if u can play the bloody recorder or harmonica.

6) must be good enough at a sport to make stand in awe when you perform it. eligible sports include ONLY: skating- skateboarding, aggro inline, figure skating (must pass gay test first), ice hockey; basketball; tennis; karate; snowboarding, motorcross, bmx. and no, yoyo is not counted as a sport. unless u are the world champion then i might consider. (but the world champion isnt you. he's this jap kid. but omg farking good). (eg. Leon. omg. another sad case. OHOH and EDD!! edd is a pro aggo inliner!!)

7) must be able to sing. at least as well as me. all my exes cannot sing WELL, and its very depressing when you have to find some other guy to sing romantic ballad duets with you coz you're darling sounds like a crow. (eg. $^#&^$)^!!!. oh oh. got. mark soliano. wah heng man.) btw mark's singing is omg. u shd hear us when he plays the guitar and we're singing hard to say im sorry.

8) MUST have a decent level of intelligence. that means either you are smarter than me so that when we have a conversation you can outwit me once in a while (remember i like to win), or you are as smart as me. intelligence is defined as such- you are in/have been to uni; you are able explain to me the nature of human relationships (note this does not require goin to uni to be able to do); when you talk to my brother, who is 14, you are able to carry on a conversation with him for more than 10 mins, and you do not bored him. he is very smart. (eg. Edd, jamie (yar edd is smarter), jeff)

9) Must have a level of english eloquence on par with mine. this means that i do not have to explain to you what a PUN is, why a situation is ironic, or that 'vegetation' can be both a bush, as well as a state of being (albeit not a nice state). i do not want to have to rephrase everything in my mind before i open my mouth to tell u smth. (eg. Edd, Jamie, marcus)

Personality and Character (No, im not THAT superficial. i was gonna get to this part eventually okay)
10) Must be extremely polite. polite being: you know how to greet parents and family members appropriately, and carry out a decent amount of 'sucking up', and be able to do it subtly; you offer to pay for things ALL THE TIME (offer does not mean i will let u pay all the time); you open the door for me first (car, restaurant, your house); you do not hang up the fone without saying goodbye. EVER. and, I always put down first, not you; you never NOT say please and thank you to whoever is serving/doin you a favour, and you do not leave places without cleanin up your mess, or at least TRYIN to make the place look neater. (eg. EDD, edd, edd, jamie...erm, jeff?)

11) must be witty. ok. THERE IS A DIFF between being WITTY, FUNNY, and LAME. when i can be bothered i will think of some and post them. but for the time being, here's whats being lame is: me "eh, im so hungry i could eat a cow". you "WAH your mouth very big ar can put cow inside!! HAHAHAHAHAA". not funny at all. and also, courtesy of Kong "what does GOLF stand for?" me "what?" Kong *thinking he's damn funny/smart* "gentleman only ladies forbidden!!" wahah okok cannot say him already that time i kacheow lancers he not happy liao. lol. (eg. EDD, Jamie. sigh...)

12) must be extremely complimentary. toward me. ONLY. i like being praised. of course, if u say i have a very hot body and my eyes are very big, then i will smack you on the head. on the other hand, if u say i look pretty, that i have nice skin, my teeth are very straight, that im very much smarter and more experienced and more eloquent than a lotta girls my age that you know of, and that my fashion sense is damn nice, then you will earn urself many many many brownie points. (eg. Jeff, Ian, Jamie..and all the other boys who have ever liked me before. WAHAHAHAHA. im sure u wanted to say all these things to me but u never got the chance to!! :P)

13) must have slept with at most 2 girls. this means that erm, if u are all of the above that i have described, you are very self-controlled. coz if u possess all the above qualities, you are obviously hot stuff. on the other hand. (eg. WAHAHAHA i will save my exes the embarassment, whether it be too many or too little)

14) must be emotionally smart enough: to know that when i type my blogs, i hope you read them; when i say I HATE YOU I DONT WANNA SEE U AGAIN, it usually means im goin to ignore you but if u ignore me i'm goin to get even more angry; when i tell you that i L you, i mean it, and if you dont say it back, i will have no idea what to do with myself. (eg. jeff. hell the list is gettin shorter, aint it, well i guess we can include ian. but lets make the time frame "for the first 6 mths" only)

Financial Status
15) Must be rich enough to buy me an automatic ferarri. for those who think you are very smart and wanna tell me "ferrari where got automatic one, dun be stupid lah", YOU obviously cannot qualify for qualities number 8, 9 and 11. but for your benefit i will explain. can buy me auto ferarri means he is damn super bloody filthy kookoocheow mind-blowingly rich lah. coz he will have to go to ferarri and ask them to MAKE me an auto one. understand. (eg. i am still lookin for this one. potentials are hugh grant, adam brody and gerard way. oh, and bill gates)

16) Must own your own house. i dun want to live with your mummy when we get married. (eg. ok tryin to list examples is gettin more depressing as this goes on)

17) must own and be actually able to drive a car. preferably an evo, but an s15 silvia or a r32 skyline also can. oh, and must have a nice-sounding BOV, and spoiler. and must be black, and for gawds sakes, no gold coloured rims thank you. i dont like WRXS for a reason. (eg. marcus, jamie)

18) must own a mobile phone. preferably one thats 3g, and nokia.

after listing all these, i realize even more that i have obviously NOT been choosy enough with the picking of pple to date. yes daddy, i know. you think i am very smart and i should date a boy in medical school who is goin to be very rich next time. sorry lah i think i have an affinity toward dumbos. i dunno why.

and now, i also realize that at this rate, i am NEVER goin to find a man to marry. hurrah hurrah hurrah. there, 3 cheers for me. lovely.

and the winner is...JAMIE. duh. too bad i was only ever in l*ve with someone else. someone who'll never come anywhere close to being perfectly eligible. but l*ve is blind, and knows no bounds, amen? amen.

Later ; 12:15 AM ; 0 comments

Saturday, April 08, 2006

I HATE ASIANS (friends not included)

-yes, waitin for hair to dry again. my mother smart already she left the hairdryer outside her room door wahahaha.

-today was a rather, well, fulfillin in some ways day, and highly unsatisfying in other ways day.

-there is goin to be a story worth reading (or at least i think so, and what you think doesnt matter), so keep at it. i know i have this tendency to crap on and on. and u wonder why i have problems writin my essays.

-anyhow. was supposed to get up at 8 and go to uni to park car and study until 2, coz there's a movie screenin today for my english unit. i finally managed to get outta bed at like 11+ to study. was plannin on goin to uni at 130 or so, but i talked to xi on msn and she managed to convince me to like rent a dvd n watch it coz it sux. anyway im not gonna rent the dvd im just gonna watch it on sunday at uni (borrow the vid from the library) when i go in to meet denise to discuss our linguistics assignment.

-managed to finish studying what i planned to, which is a good thing, and which also hasnt happened in a while. ok fine not everything. but close enough for me to be happy with.

-SO. after all that, there was nothing to do at home.

-marcus was goin to that stupid LUSH party (big boobs girl poster for those who read my other post), and he kept askin me to go. (i went there den i found out it was ASIAN FRICKIN DANCE PARTY NITE or sum shit liddat. ASIAN?!!!! WAH LAU EH WASTE MY MONEY)
please read disclaimer at the end of this post. thank you.

-then joel msged me and uh, i cant remember what he said but i think he said he was goin to balck bettys with his frens. but markee wasnt goin =/

-anyhow, after much contemplation, procrastination and uh, boredom, i managed to get my fat disgusting self dressed and ready to go. to the bloody lush thing. $15 lah can. -_-.

-actually i thought joel n the guys would be at BBs so if i got bored i can like go find them (of course the main motive was to look at cute punk guys). BUT THEN IT TURNS OUT JOEL DIDNT GO -_-. BAH bah bah.

-so kenah stuck at THE CHURCH (venue of stupid LUSH party). i promised never to go in there coz its like. wah lau so blasphemous lah. a club called the church =/ Jane if ure reading this, dun worry i wont bring u there when u come to perth okie...

-marcus was high, and so were his frens, this couple. and wah lau they damn horny or what i duno lah but whole nite cannot stop making out can. he like holding her boobs n grabbin her ass n all. lucky i know him when he's normal if not i'd be like MARCUS UR FREN IS A HORNY OL BASTARD BAHHHHH. i only just met the girl today but she seems ok...=/

-ANYWAY here's the important part ehehehe. MY CUTE DRAGON CHINA WAITER GUY WAS THERE LAH!!!!!!! AHHHH!!! *jumps up and down*... ALL 3 WAITERS WERE THERE!! shiok ar the manager damn nice ar let the kids go out n play tonight wahaha. i wonder hoo worked there tonight.

-but he didnt see meeeeeeee....or maybe he pretended...boohoohooo...wah lau so cute so cute lah...wahahahhahaha. that was my highlight of the night.

-AND THEN AR!!! this guy who said i was hot last yr when i sang at utopia in the hall, was also there. and he's quite cute lah. but then i think he didnt recognize me. bah. stupid idiot. so when im not singing im not hot. dammit.

-oh yar there was this lucky draw thing. like those hoo bought tix beforehand the tix got number. den they like call out ur number u win whatever the hell it is they're giving. marcus' fren's girlf was like 98 98 98!!! 98!!!! lol. den the final prize they gave out, the dj picked this number den he said oh i dun like this number so too bad if thats yours. den he picked another one. 99!! that was marcus' ticket. WAHAHAH. $50 voucher for Ceasers in freo. i dunno where the hell and what the hell lah but i hope he brings me. wheeeee...

-for the Crez B1 girls, u know steph v right, she dances at this club. as in, on the platform kinda thing. i know singapore dun have so a bit hard to imagine. quite cute lah see her in her little skirt and like exposed tummy area. haha. oh and she knows marcus too. wahahaha. the world so small.

-WAH LAU I TELL U AR, bloody honkies are like a bit siow lah. ok first, this does not include my frens who are from hong kong. only those mad ones at the club tonight ok. FARKIN TAKE DRUGS OR WHAT LAH. on the dance floor shakin head like siow kookoo liddat. den like make the stupid finger movements u know the ah beng that kind. -_- den got this couple holding on to each other den just stand at the wall and shake head. SIOW DING DONG AR. damn ugly lor. like spastic liddat.

-WAH AND I TELL U THE MUSIC IS LIKE KNS KNS KNS. if i'd ever been to sparks, i can imagine this is exactly what it would be like. bah. HOW THE HELL DO U DANCE TO TECHNO or whatever the fark shit they were playing tonight? U KNOW TONG HUA GOT TECHNO REMIX ONOT?!!! &%$^*(&#@!!!!

-GIMME BACK MY FARKIN $15. AND MY $5 for petrol. i can go BLACK BETTYS and bloody drink 4 drinks lah. summore got cute guys to look at.

-can u tell i feel farkin cheated.

-and now i need to wash the plate and the cup that i didnt wash after eating today. shit.

-DISCLAIMER- this is for those hoo like to judge me. i dont HATE HATE asians lah ok. and bloody hell im damn happy to be singaporean. i havent like forgotten my roots or whatever shit u wanna call it. i just think ang mohs are cuter to look at, more polite, more eloquent etc etc. so given the choice i'd rather look at/make frens with an ang moh than an asian. nothing wrong with that right. pls bear in mind my best frens are asian so dont bloody hell say im like racist or what coz i will slap u with a piece of yu char kway.

Later ; 3:30 AM ; 0 comments

Thursday, April 06, 2006

punk my ass!!

-just got back from black bets. waitin for my hair to dry, as is always the case when im up at this hour blogging. and no, im not goin to wait 4 hrs for it to dry completely. eventually i am goin to get the hair dryer from my mother's bathroom. im just doin this now so that if she wakes up and says why the heck are u home so late, i can say oh ive been home for ages i was on the computer =) see how smart i am. and it wouldnt be a lie too..

-anyhow. this post is abt a girls' night out. and about perving at boys. so if you are goin to judge me based on what i write here, get the hell outta my blog. well, i dunno how u can get out of it but stop reading or smth. i am not desperate, but good/nice things ARE for lookin at, so i am goin to look all i want, and write all i want about lookin at all the cutesies i look at.

-if u read and want to judge, then obviously u have no life, u are very lame, and u dont know what you're missing out on. and yes, i know i am judging u. but only coz u started it. sounds like kindergarten.

-picked up my cousin from her hostel at about 9pm. she's here on hol with her fren for 5 days. her fren's damn cheena lah, and damn like oh my husband will scold me kinda person so she didnt end up comin with us coz we were goin clubbing. parked outside black bets, got stamped, then we walked to the gelare area.

-met up with marcus coz he was in the city for his company meetin, and he wanted to go to tea fusion to get some tickets for this party called LUSH at the church this fri. (for those who live in perth, OMG have u seen the poster ad for the event?!! HOW BIG ARE THE GIRL'S BOOBS!!! no wonder pple wanna go lah). got bubble tea, chatted for a bit n then he went off n me n her went to black bets.

-eh when marcus saw me he went 'oh my gawd look at u ure cute!!' -_- so i am not normally cute. pfffft. just coz i looked like a girl today. bleagh bleagh and bleagh. but i also think i look very cute tonight. BAHAHAHAHAH. so cute. what. no meh???

-anyway. when we got in, it was like omg please somebody stab me with a parang. it was bloody backpackers nite. I TOLD MY COUSIN BLACK BETS WAS PUNK LAH. which it normally is on weekends. well how i know i never go on weds what. den last time pple keep tellin me weds nites are damn good coz of the band. okok i know the band like doesnt play there anymore, but i didnt think it would be THIS BAD!!! the band was damn terrible. AND OMG THE PPLE WERE EVEN MORE TERRIBLE THAN THE BAND. DAMN UGLY AND DAMN FAT AND DAMN OLD OK. i could actually count the number of punks there lah. -_- ON ONE HAND OK.

-DEN AR, omg omg omg. there was these 2 guys, one korean wierdo and his white wierdo fren, the korean go and ask my cousin if we're korean den he say he's korean -_-. den while he was talkin to her, his fren go and tell me 'oh, my fren likes you, look!! over there, my fren.." n im like oh gawd help me. anyway we managed to escape lah. den like later when we went back to the dance floor, the stupid fren told me "MY FREN WANTS TO KISS YOUR LIPS". &%$^)#^$)!!!! WTF MAN!!!!!!!!! ARE U RETARDED OR WHAT??? anyway the bloody korean guy spent the whole nite hounding us lah. at one point when we went to ge drinks he actually followed us and grabbed my arm. DAMMIT.

-oh yar, before that, i was standin at the bar near the pool tables watchin pple play pool. n i was tellin my cousin eh this guy quite cute. yes, he was punk. next thing i know he turns back and tells me "ARIGATO". im like IM NOT JAPANESE. n then he says "KONICHIWA". FARK LAH PUNKS ARE STUPID LEH I THINK. n im like IM NOT JAPANESE (again). to that, he replies, oh well i tried my best. TRIED WHAT U NINCOMPOOP? bah. loser.

-sigh there was this DAMN cute punk. (REALLY PUNK) both my cousin n i agreed that he was damn cute. he had a mohawk, and he was wearing black 3/4s, skate shoes, high sox, and a famous SandS t-shirt. sooo cute omg. no shit. really damn cute. did i mention he was cute? but tooooo bloody bad. we're not hot enuff for him to bother wahAhahahaha..

-DEN there was this OTHER punk. wahaha. totally blonde hair. he was cute but i think it was only coz he's punk. if he was like, i dunno, wearing normal clothes i dont think i woulda thought he was cute. AHAHA. like markee says, give raE any guy in a black tshirt, pants that are half way down his ass so u can see his bloody underwear, and skate shoes, and she'll like him. wahhahAHHA this guy was like that. anyway we managed to follow him to the dance floor. n then his fren like looked at me, den nudged him, and he turned ard and started dancing with me. WAH LAU TOUCH HERE TOUCH THERE -_-. and then i ruined my chance. i wanna cry now. i like pushed his hand away den he was like SIAN. waHAhaHHA. den his fren told him to try again n he was like NAH. and then later i found out they were so bloody drunk. COZ THE WHOLE GROUP STARTED MOSHING LAH OMG. DAMN VIOLENT CAN. until got security come and drag some guy outta the place for moshing.

-and then this guy tried to protect us. wahah in the end he wanted to dance with us n we were like ARGHHHHHH so we tried to disappear. and i thought he was quite nice coz he was helping us. damn men.

-AND THEN. heheheheh. there was another punk boy. he was like the least cute of all lah. but then..when my cousin n i were standing at this corner drinking, he was talkin to this girl and the girl left. so he was alone. n raE was like *EVIL GRINn* HE'S MINE NOW MUAHAHAHAh. i tapped him on the shoulder, he turned ard, n i said "i think ure the only punk in here". n then ar, omg lah he started takin the piss outta everyone there! saying how the girls there are all sluts, the guys are all like bloody meterosexual, the music sux. wahahah n im like uh well come on saturday then. n then he said he's there every sat. he likes hardcore punk! wahaha. and im like wat bands. n he said u know funeral for a friend? -_- eh please lah u think i am fake punk izzit boy? OF COZ I KNOW LAH I KNOW THEYRE COMIN TO PERTH ALSO LAH CAN. wahah den i asked him this DAMN STUPID QUESTION. "they're comin to perth, are u goin to see them?" n he gives me this omg girl u are so stupid look and says "YEAH OF COURSE MAN WHAT DID U THINK????!!". n im like okokok. oh he lives in scarborough. i was hoping he doesnt have a car so i can drive him home waHAHAHHA. since its sooo damn near. oh, he did say all girls shd have my attitude. wahah i dunno why. prolly coz i wasnt dancing when he met me. WAHAHAHAHAHA. he doesnt like girls that dance like hoes. actually he doesnt like a lotta things.

-introed 2 of his frens to us. one of them's called chris. quite nice. den this other one called jeff. omg lah ask me to dance. AFTER the cute guy (oh his name's marty) says that all the pple there are idiots coz they dance. wahah OF COURSE IM GONNA SAY NO lol. and pls lah i like ur fren u think im gonna dance with u meh....hehehehe

-anyhow. damn sad. talk so much den he never ask for my number. oh well i told my cousin already he wasnt there to pick up, she dun believe me. he's like so decent lor. wahahah. oh well im sure i'll see him ard on saturdays. and plus he works at. uh, valentinos? is that the pasta place on the corner near timezone?? dunno lah i'll find it. hahahahaha.

-oh, we went for supper at the usual place. wahhaha i think my cousin pissed the waiter off. lucky it wasnt the one i like. WAHAHAHA. im too lazy to type out why , so too bad!

-my gawd im never goin to black bettys on weds nites again. BACKPACKER NIGHT?!!!!?? BAH.

-btw i collected my mustang bar membership card just now while we were walkin ard coz BB was so boring. i dun even know why the hell i signed up for it. oooh, coz it was free, thats why.

-tonight i will dream thatthe cute mohawk boy, marty, and the blonde punk are fighting over who i should go home with. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

-Me and my cousin. do we look alike?? ok lah i know we're both wearing black. BUT SHE'S GOTH OK I AM NOT GOTH.

Later ; 4:08 AM ; 0 comments

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

-pfft bad study day again. well i was at uni from 8-6. n then i was so tired i had to sleep when i get home. woke up at 12am. gawd.

-im in a shitty mood but this is about smth nice that happened today so im gonna try n pretend im damn happy and write it so it sounds damn happy ok.

-today my i sat next to my cute skater boy (march 15th, second last paragraph of the long post, just before the march 14th post starts) during english tute!! the tutor decided that we shd have out tute outside on the lawn (grass, for those hoo dunno) instead of in the usual classroom. so when we were like walkin out there and about to sit in a circle, it just so happened i was walkin next to skater boy. so when he stopped, i stopped so i could sit next to him! wahAHahah and i did!!

-next thing i know, he's leanin damn near to me lah. i kenah shocked can i tot omg he likes me too! wahah den..-_- "hey, sorry, can i borrow a pen?" *damn cute voice and damn pai seh look*. I WAS LIKE OMG OMG OMG. "sure, would u like a viagra pen?" (the one the nurse at my docs office in singapore gave me) n he was like "yeah sure.." *shrug shoulders n smile*.

-den after that got discussion. my tutor said get into groups of threes n talk abt smth. WAH LAU SO GOOD LOR. the number of pple was so perfect that me xi and him ended up in the same group. wahaha. but nothing much to talk abt coz all 3 of us either hadnt read the damn book yet (ME), or hadnt finished reading (him n xi).

-oh well. that was that. after tute returned my pen and went off. hopefully next time il'l be happier.

-i feel crappy. im not studyin and im not doin anything constructive with my time. and wakin up at 4pm everyday isnt helping either.

Later ; 1:20 AM ; 0 comments

Sunday, April 02, 2006

letter to a papa

dear daddy,

how are u feelin today? i hope u are in a good mood, because there are lot of things that i want to say to you, that you may not agree with, and that i know you will definitely not approve of. but if your mood is good, who knows, i might get what i wanted out of this, and we might end up having a better,closer and more fulfilling relationship than we have ever had for the last 20 years that i have been around.

well, i dont know if uve ever noticed, (well i guess u have , because when i tell u, u say u know) that your daughter has been extremely obedient for the last, well a lot of years. she has never come home at 1201am when u said come home at 12am, has never gotten drunk, has never taken drugs, and has always been a good student. even though u say i talk too much on the fone and i never study. last time. now all HDs so u cannot complain anyore which is good for both of us.

i know that youve brought us up so that we have learned (albeit very slowly) that education is very important and that we are very lucky to have parents who support us even if it costs them a bomb. and that we're supposed to make the most out of it. im sorry that i dont take part in the WHOLE realm of 'education' that u would like, such as school activities, clubs etc. all i do is study. but if i went and took part in extra curriculars, i would have no time to get good grades. so i hope you understand that.

i also know that youve worked very hard to get where u are now and hence you have also taught us to have great value for money. not to be stingy, but instead to spend on what we really need and whats necessary for our current situation. and also never spend over your means, meaning no borrowing. you dont have, u dont spend.

well, u know i dont really have a lotta money to save, considering that u gimme $200 a month, sometimes more if i ask u to help me pay my bills online. after payin for petrol and food if i eat out, im not left with very much at all.

hence, there are a lotta things that i need that i cannot afford right now. for example, with my car, the tyres are pretty worn out. skidding (even when at low speeds) is very common nowadays. goin on the freeway, even at 100km/h i feel like my car's gonna take off. the steering wheel isnt aligned so my car always drifts to the sidelanes. i think somethings wrong with the engine too. or the brakes, im not sure. but the engine bay's givin off this burnt smell. is that dangerous? and the paint on the car is peelin off, which makes it hard to give it a wash coz then more of the paint falls off.

i hope you understand where im comin from, and where all this is leading. it is very simple really. and like i said, i hope you are in a good mood. coz i need your utmost understanding for what is to be presented before you soon. please do not get angry, and pls do not get a heart attack. i will try to do this as nicely and as softly to you as possible.

so...im sorry dad, but...

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MAY I PLEASE HAVE AN EVO FOR MY 21ST BIRTHDAY?

dun need to wrap! dun need to deliver in the morning and surprise me also. i can go there and collect from the showroom.

CAN?????

Later ; 9:07 PM ; 0 comments

for chances long gone.

-i read this, and i wanted to cry.

-stolen off a wonderfully written blog. about sex. except this particular post, was about life, l*ve, and the silent screams of a broken heart.

-take a bow, raE, this show's yours.

You broke my heart but never shattered it completely.
And that is the cruelest thing to do to somebody.
It broke into one thousand parts.
So that piece by piece it flaked off.
Like bad paint off a humid Hong Kong wall.
Carrying off fragments of the hopeful, optimistic me that you once knew and cared about.

Maybe I was too forgiving. All I needed from you was a simple dealbreaker.
Something to definitively label you a bastard and thus make me avoid you forever.
The worst relationships are the ones that wear away at you by attrition.
One modest disappointment after another.
A neglected call. A missed dinner date. A forgotten gift.
Love isn't always about grand gestures and flowery apologies.
You know I'm not a needy chick.
You never had to spend much time with me.
And I never asked for much - just the certainty that when you said you'd call back, you would. Or that if you couldn't make it in time, you'd let me know.
Simple courtesies like that.

Do you know the amount of time I spent waiting for you to call?
Or keeping my fingers crossed in agony over whether you'd make it to see me?
I would put my plans on hold for up to a week on the off-chance that you were in town.
Of course I grew tired of waiting.
But then I'd wait some more.
Of course I'd tell myself that I would never let anyone else string me along this way.
But when the opportunity presented itself, I'd just do it all over again.
That's why I said that knowledge makes me vulnerable.
Nobody but me should know that I suffered like that.

I never told you because I just wanted the few times we had together to be happy and free of these banal little irritations.
I just assumed things would get better with time.
I never told you because I needed to preserve my dignity.
I was a strong, confident woman who didn't need anyone else in her life, who had a string of people who loved to spend time with her, who went through men like water.
Why was I being over-sensitive and needy and pathetic like this?
Absolutely out of character. I had to disown that part of myself.

And thus, I had to disown what I felt about you. And so I did things to sabotage our relationship. I kept the truth from you.
Because that was the only thing I had control over.
I had to convince myself that I didn't care. I had to numb myself to what I felt.
I used other men with their tokens of affection to fill the gaping void you tore inside me.

That's how it all works together, okay?
Like a bird with a broken wing. Looking out at the sky and wanting to fly but knowing it never will. And so it begins to eat away at its feathers and starve itself in despair.
Knowing that the more it destroys itself, the less chances it will have to escape the cage it's in.

Later ; 12:15 AM ; 0 comments

Saturday, April 01, 2006

-i was bored. so i started blog surfing. and i stumbled, to my horror, upon this girl's blog. *shock!! horreur!!!*

http://sundaysunshine.blogspot.com/

-oh please kill me. she is the epitome of what i cannot stand. who the hell spells GOOD as GUAD? HOW THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN SOUND SIMILAR?

-and omg omg omg the english. *cries*.

-ok im sorry she probably is a VERY nice and sweet girl. i shouldnt judge her from her blog. just like u shouldnt judge me from my blog. WAhaHahahahahaahAH.

-and then i stumbled, pleasantly, on this guy's blog.

http://billdrastalblog.blogspot.com/

-wah frickin nice lor the drawings omg. so cute the one with the woman and the flying elephant. haha.

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-i have done absolutely nothing today. darn it. well i did play online pool. and i cooked nuggets. well fine i put them in the over/toaster thing. wah but it came out DAMN GOOD MAn i shoulda made more. wahaha.

-i have been eating all damn day n nite.

-i plan on gettin up at 11 tmr, well later. so that i can finish doin wat i didnt do today. gawd help me.

-yeah yeah i prolly will end up gettin up at 4 again. depite my weak attempts to get up early.

Later ; 3:26 AM ; 0 comments

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the notice board//

raE's random (maybe intelligent) thought/quote for the day

holler, yo//

is reading//

is listening//

is lusting//

is being//

is reminiscing